"Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." —Mark Twain
This happens all the time. 🙃🙄
Too much change at McDonald's
My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her $0.25.
She said, "You gave me too much money."
I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back."
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the $0.25, and said, "We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing."
The cashier proceeded to give me back $0.75 in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacDonald's.
1/4 versus 1/2
We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, "You need a 1/4 horsepower."
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, "NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two."
We haven't used that repairman since.
Deer crossing sign is dangerous for deers
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
Lettuce think about it
My daughter went to a Mexican fast food restaurant and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."
He said, "I'm sorry. We only have iceberg lettuce."
You don't know what you don't know
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask."
Blind people can't drive
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an "intellectually challenged" co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on Earth are blind people doing driving!?"
She is a government employee.
What's the score?
I was playing ping pong with a friend. A third friend walked in and said, "It looks like a good game. What's the score?"
"It's 8-8," I replied.
"Who's winning?" he asked.
We both stopped playing and looked at him.
Locked keys inside vehicle
My wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a
service. We were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. I announced to the technician, "Hey, it's open!"
He replied, "I know. I already did that side."
STAY ALERT! They walk among us and breed.
Apply the above to the covid-19 "pandemic"
The average person watches about 4 hours of telievision a day. They are thoroughly brainwashed. Imagine trying to get through to them about:
- What a virus is and its function in the body.
- The difference between Germ Theory and Terrain Theory.
- Where politicians get their tens or hundreds of millions to run for political office.
- Where mainstream media gets their billions of advertising money from.
- The ingredients and side effects of vaccines.
- How drug companies and hospitals make money.
- Why politicians and celebrities are advocating vaccines.
Many will die not knowing the answers. Thinking is hard; watching telievision is easier.